Things couldn't be better - except for her new friends who keep pestering her while she's at work. Nothing can make Betsy Taylor give up her shoe fetish - even dying and rising as the new Queen of the Vampires.§§Only being royally undead doesn't mean there aren't still credit card bills to be paid. mind.' From the private papers of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth I, Empress of the Undead, Rightful Ruler of the Vampires, Consort of Eric I, Lawful King. 'If that rat bastard Sinclair thinks I'm going to be his wife for a thousand years, he's out of his f. And the first who shall noe the Queen as a husband noes his Wyfe shall be the Queen's Consort and shall rule at her side for a thousand yeares.' The Book of the Dead.
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